July242014
1AM

ifunnyws:

Tina Fey about women and science.

(via whocouldhavepredicted)

1AM
tracingbackjordan:

durbikins:

I tried this on a female before.
She took the bottom-middle donut that says “GIRL” and handed the box back to me, leaving me with 5 donuts that read “Will you be my friend?”
*tips fedora in shame* friendzoned again by another succubus 

this story makes me laugh and cry

tracingbackjordan:

durbikins:

I tried this on a female before.

She took the bottom-middle donut that says “GIRL” and handed the box back to me, leaving me with 5 donuts that read “Will you be my friend?”

*tips fedora in shame* friendzoned again by another succubus 

this story makes me laugh and cry

(Source: uropyia, via whocouldhavepredicted)

12AM

consultingmoosecaptain:

dalekitsune:

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

(via kawaiideathmatch)

12AM
hotidiot:

spectacularuniverse:

Sphaerodactylus nicholsi, one of the smallest geckos in the planet. (x)

This is amazing. Look how small it is. It has a heart and a stomach and a brain. And it’s this small

hotidiot:

spectacularuniverse:

Sphaerodactylus nicholsi, one of the smallest geckos in the planet. (x)

This is amazing. Look how small it is. It has a heart and a stomach and a brain. And it’s this small

(via gamzeesbum)

July232014

(Source: krablord, via princejakers)

11PM

smaugnussen:

goddessofsax:

Hair color reference chart. It’s not perfect, but from what I could gather it’s pretty accurate.

dont let the fanfic writers see this

(via princejakers)

10PM
likethisyeah:

king-satan-nipple:

awwww-cute:

She still calls him her puppy

every dog is a puppy

My dogs name is puppy

likethisyeah:

king-satan-nipple:

awwww-cute:

She still calls him her puppy

every dog is a puppy

My dogs name is puppy

(via ikimaru)

10PM

traceexcalibur:

at this point memes and emotions are almost interchangable

like

you know that scene from Community where Troy walks in with the pizzas and everything is on fire

that evokes a feeling in me that is so specific I can only describe it as an emotion

(via scottsonnier)

9PM

floozys:

a thrilling story of hope, heartache and success 

(via makethemsufferforit)

9PM
cinoh:

David Shrigley

cinoh:

David Shrigley

(Source: northmagneticpole, via ragingfeministbitch)

8PM

p1ants:

remember there is a spider that can spin a web thick enough to stop a train, and scientists have figured out how to record our dreams so we can re watch them. u probably have a couple of mongolian war lord atoms in u and a hummingbird can recall every single flower it has visited. there is so much to know and find out if we keep on living. u can do it friends :)

(Source: artvevo, via ragingfeministbitch)

8PM

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

darkwingsnark:

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

you have 10 seconds to think of a way to make the average vampire movie fresh and new and exciting again

A vampire going through the daily struggles of trying to hide his ever lasting boner— as rigor mortis is an unkind friend. 

JE SUS

(via renegade-luxray)

7PM

watchingthedetective:

jajakuroneko:

excuseyoukyofu:

"The Me Generation," as our predecessors call it, is the generation that cares about nothing but ourselves, which is wrong, because we have life so much easier.

"But young people these days have Google and the texting or whatever. What else could they possibly be struggling with?" — practically any older, middle-class person in present America

"You’re not starving, or abused, and all your limbs work. What do YOU have to be depressed about?"

"You don’t LOOK sick!"

"You live at home! Your life is easy!"

"That’s not REAL abuse!"

(via ragingfeministbitch)

7PM
jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

(via ragingfeministbitch)

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